| Aries: | I'm an Aries. Wanna ram?
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| Taurus: | I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
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| Gemini: | You look like my third spouse, and I've only been married twice.
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| Cancer: | Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
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| Leo: | You're pretty.., not as pretty as me, but you're pretty damn close.
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| Virgo: | How about you and I go mess up your room and clean it up again?
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| Libra: | Care to take these diplomatic negotiations back to my place?
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| Scorpio: | You remind me of my pinkie toe because I know I'm eventually going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my place.
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| Sagittarius: | All those curves, and me with no brakes.
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| Capricorn: | Can I buy you a drink? Or just buy you?
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| Aquarius: | Be original and say 'yes'.
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| Pisces: | Of course there’s lots of fish in the sea, but you’re looking at a sexy land beast. |