All About Cancer (Zodiac Pick Up Lines)

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Aries:	I'm an Aries. Wanna ram?
Taurus:	I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Gemini:	You look like my third spouse, and I've only been married twice.
Cancer:	Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
Leo:	You're pretty.., not as pretty as me, but you're pretty damn close.
Virgo:	How about you and I go mess up your room and clean it up again?
Libra:	Care to take these diplomatic negotiations back to my place?
Scorpio:	You remind me of my pinkie toe because I know I'm eventually going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my place.
Sagittarius:	All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Capricorn:	Can I buy you a drink? Or just buy you?
Aquarius:	Be original and say 'yes'.
Pisces:	Of course there’s lots of fish in the sea, but you’re looking at a sexy land beast.

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Cronus: please please please vwill you sleep with me
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prince a this land noww...would Cronus fit better? Hmm…
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